...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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