There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
