I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize