We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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