its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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