Sponge bath it is.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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