Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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