hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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