your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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