she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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