the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I currently don't understand fingers.
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