Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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