just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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