You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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