One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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