OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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