The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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