The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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