i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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