someone get that fucking seahorse.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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