i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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