I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
