They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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