are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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