He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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