Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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