The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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