Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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