Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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