I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
