Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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