i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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