so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
