i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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