Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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