Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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