All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wish I only lived at night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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