at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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