just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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