If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We have so much sex to catch up on
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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