Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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