break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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