hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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