czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
