My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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