im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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