You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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