i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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