Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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