Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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