He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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