why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Sober January is a disaster.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
where are my eyebrows?
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