I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Come on in and take your pants off
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