discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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