Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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