did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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