I skipped work to stalk him.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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