ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Come see our sink grown plant.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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