Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
